Though we’re not always bowled over by beers that have a chocolate element to them, we’re definitely willing to make exceptions for this brilliant Sex Panther Porter Ale which will give you a hangover 50% of the time, every time we’re sure.
Sex Panther Porter Ale is the concoction of SanTan Brewery and is billed as a late winter, seasonal ale that is chock full of deliciousness such as Colonial Rosewood Cocoa and large amounts of Chocolate malt so it will likely have the potentency of Bryan Fantana’s fabled scent.
In a description that Fantana would doubtlessly approve, Sex Panther Porter Ale boasts a creamy head that lasts all night and weighs in at a not insubstantial 6.9%ABV so if you’re a fan of chocolately tipples, we here at The Coolector can think of few better than Sex Panther.
Available: SanTan
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